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  <title>Myckie's Rants</title>
  <subtitle>Myckie</subtitle>
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    <name>Myckie</name>
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  <updated>2005-12-21T05:42:29Z</updated>
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    <title>i'm becoming wise</title>
    <published>2005-12-21T05:42:29Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-21T05:42:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">wisdom shouldn't hurt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;damn wisdom tooth</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:naughtyelfling:36994</id>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2005-10-06T10:46:00</title>
    <published>2005-10-06T14:46:26Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-06T14:46:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">:C)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:naughtyelfling:36303</id>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2005-04-19T11:45:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-20T03:45:24Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-20T03:45:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Hi everybody!&lt;br /&gt;The following is a link to a website of an European plastic company &lt;br /&gt;that has &lt;br /&gt;agreed to donate 10 cents to help WaterAid deliver clean, safe water &lt;br /&gt;and &lt;br /&gt;sanitation to people in Ethiopia for every click on this site. If we &lt;br /&gt;reach &lt;br /&gt;1.5 million clicks by 22 June 2005 then a total of 150,000 euro will be &lt;br /&gt;donated to WaterAid. Isn't it worth a couple of clicks everyday?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.aquaplastics.org/default.asp?language=english"&gt;http://www.aquaplastics.org/default.asp?language=english&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;x-posted all over the place, you should too..</content>
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    <title>Out of curiosity....</title>
    <published>2004-08-30T01:48:38Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-30T01:48:38Z</updated>
    <lj:music>The General</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;How many of yous went to that protest today?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:naughtyelfling:30924</id>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2004-06-19T16:42:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-19T20:42:31Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-19T20:42:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table width="400" height="257" bgcolor="000000" border="2" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" bordercolor="EE0000"&gt;&lt;tr bordercolor="EE0000"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;What kind of disease &lt;i&gt;are&lt;/i&gt; you?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Myckie:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bordercolor="EE0000"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Myckie is caused by Satan.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://mushoo.net/redgifs/satan.gif" width="141" height="169"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Myckie disease makes you kick babies.&lt;br&gt;To cure Myckie, bathe in the blood of your enemies.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bordercolor="EE0000"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" valign="middle"&gt;&lt;form action="http://www.mushoo.net/disease.php" method="GET"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Name?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="name"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" name="Search"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2004-05-12T21:18:00</title>
    <published>2004-05-13T01:18:20Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-13T01:18:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#cccccc"&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;Qasd-e jafâ'hâ nakunî!var be-kuni bâ del-e man&lt;br&gt;Vâ del-e man! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#cccccc"&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;vâ del-e man!&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#cccccc"&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;font size="6"&gt;vâ del-e man!&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#cccccc"&gt;&lt;font size="6"&gt;vâ del-e man!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2004-04-30T22:57:00</title>
    <published>2004-05-01T02:57:52Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-01T02:57:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=crash_and_burn&amp;amp;meme=1074645612" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Your Homocidal Rampage! by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~crash_and_burn"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;crash_and_burn&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your name:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Your name:" value="Mehonaz" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Weapon of Choice:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;Shovel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Favorite Target:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;Inanimate objects&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Kill Count:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;651,849,945&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Your Battle Cry:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;"Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Years You Spend in Jail:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;15&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;How Much Money In Damages You Cause:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;$311,330,374,538,470&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black; 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    <title>mmm....rumi</title>
    <published>2004-04-26T02:11:54Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-26T02:11:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Only sweet-voiced birds are imprisoned. Owls are not kept in cages.</content>
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    <title>rumi</title>
    <published>2004-04-25T18:41:19Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-25T18:41:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">What a loss, loss, loss, loss it is &lt;br /&gt;to remain sober among the intoxicated and the unconscious.</content>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2004-04-14T19:15:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-14T23:15:47Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-14T23:15:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more, no less.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask me anything you want.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I want you to go to your journal, and copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just do it!</content>
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    <title>yesterday was good day....</title>
    <published>2004-04-12T03:19:41Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-12T03:19:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"Show them who's boss!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Power?"&lt;br /&gt;"Power!"&lt;br /&gt;"No, actually critical mass is about power. Biking is about biking."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You're my hero"&lt;br /&gt;"Why?"&lt;br /&gt;"You were right in front of that car!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What they gonna do? Those bastards can't do anything"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DO YOU WANNA GO TO CRITICAL MASS WITH ME???????</content>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2004-04-05T16:56:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-06T00:01:02Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-19T22:32:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so that lasted less then a whole day whooohhooo...&lt;br /&gt;SO yea I'm horribly depressed again. FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK I HATE EVERYONE WHY CANT PEOLE FUCKING GET IT RIGTH EVERYONE OF THEM SUCK EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE THEY DONT DESERVE THEIR OWN EXITENCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM EVERYONE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKS PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING GET THE TREE OUT OF THEIR ASSES AND GET A FUCKING GRIP ON THEIR FUCKING SELVES THOSE FUCKING  MOTHERFUCKERS DONT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THE DEVIL ANUS LET ALONE ON EARTH THEY ALL NEED TO GET AIDS SHOVED UP THEIR ASSES AND DIE A FUCKING SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH FAR FAR FUCKIN AWAY FROM ME. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so sad.</content>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2004-03-31T22:42:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-01T03:43:23Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-01T03:43:23Z</updated>
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    <title>naughtyelfling @ 2004-03-25T00:40:00</title>
    <published>2004-03-25T05:41:09Z</published>
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    <title>very suiting, i might say</title>
    <published>2004-03-15T02:53:37Z</published>
    <updated>2004-03-15T02:53:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/L/liquorpig/1051995874_utantkitty.jpg" border="0" alt="IAmAGiantMutantKitten"&gt;&lt;br&gt;I am a giant mutant kitten. Not strange at all. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/liquorpig/quizzes/Which%20cute%20or%20possibly%20strange%20kitten%20are%20you%3F%20/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;Which cute or possibly strange kitten are you? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>ladida</title>
    <published>2004-03-04T04:41:55Z</published>
    <updated>2004-03-04T04:41:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">GeoFF LoNGSWoRD (11:28:35 PM): you're horrible&lt;br /&gt;Myckie says (11:28:39 PM): no i m not &lt;br /&gt;Myckie says (11:28:41 PM): im great&lt;br /&gt;GeoFF LoNGSWoRD (11:28:44 PM): yea, I know&lt;br /&gt;GeoFF LoNGSWoRD (11:28:45 PM): you are</content>
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    <title>crash</title>
    <published>2004-02-15T19:54:42Z</published>
    <updated>2004-02-15T19:54:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So my computer crashed...blah...lost everything in it, that sucks so much major cock. Everything alll my stories, online conversation, papers, my intel project...everything. Oh well...I guess it only makes room for a fresh start. I'm getting a brand new computer though itll be so tough...it'll be big on the inside small on the outside = just like me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Including losing everything, I lost everyone's phone numbers and address..so everyone should do me a favor by calling me and giving me thier numbers and everyone's phone number they've got...well at least their numbers. You can email me too at myckiesays@yahoo.com &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry I missed you Klaud...but sleep deprivation makes you fall asleep at random times of the day. hope youll call me again</content>
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    <title>i like tomatoes though.....</title>
    <published>2004-01-27T05:00:46Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-27T05:00:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Myckie says (12:04:03 AM): the world is just a big blur and i m a big fat vegetable</content>
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    <title>just a mirror for the sun</title>
    <published>2004-01-24T03:31:32Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-24T03:38:07Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Red Hot Chilli Peppers</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;As some of you may have noticed I have become quite a bit of a recluse. This was my decision. So, leave me the fuck alone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;em&gt;so in conclusion:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;FUCK OFF! &lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;</content>
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    <title>disorder in the house</title>
    <published>2004-01-19T18:42:32Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-19T18:53:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>steppenwolf</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I have so much work to do why dont I have the get up to do...I have completely wasted this 3 day weekend and am continuing to do so. Someone make me stop before explode with procrastination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I managed to get a new email address its:&lt;br /&gt;Myckiesays@yahoo.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;I am an Intellectual&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://robertandtim.topcities.com/quiz/minority/minorityquiz.html"&gt;&lt;img border="1" vspace="5" hspace="5" src="http://robertandtim.topcities.com/quiz/minority/intellectual.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Which America Hating Minority Are You?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://robertandtim.topcities.com/quiz"&gt;Take More Robert &amp; Tim Quizzes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://robertandtim.topcities.com/animation"&gt;Watch Robert &amp; Tim Cartoons&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I decided to keep it simple&lt;br /&gt;That's my new philosophy: KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what sayin I hate: Daylight wasted is gone forever.&lt;br /&gt;I hate it cuz its so true. God fuckin damn I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE MY WAY LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE LET ME BE THATS ALL I ASK GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU. I DONT WANT TO BECOME A BARTLEBY FIGURE. but it seems sooner or later I will and just be sweeped aside cuz there is no room for something that makes the eye sore as I do. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OKAY MISSION: &lt;br /&gt;FINISH PHYSICS PROJECTS PAPER&lt;br /&gt;FINISH AP ART HISTORY PAPER&lt;br /&gt;FINISH GOVERNMENT PAPER&lt;br /&gt;STUDY FOR AP PHYSICS MIDTERM</content>
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    <title>of his own volition</title>
    <published>2004-01-09T01:38:54Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-09T01:38:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"The Devil is not evil insofar as he is an angel but insofar as he is, &lt;strong&gt;of his own volition&lt;/strong&gt;, perverse. Loving himself more than God, he was unwilling to be subject to God, and he grew swollen with pride and forsook the divine essence."&lt;br&gt;~Saint Augustine</content>
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    <title>they all share a drink called loneliness but its better than drinking alone</title>
    <published>2004-01-07T02:37:00Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-07T02:49:05Z</updated>
    <lj:music>piano man</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Sometimes I just want to walk away and become invisible. There are times when I'm afraid I'll tear apart as the many sides of me battle with eachother .&lt;br /&gt;I want to go into the past and change it. I want to decide the exact consequence of my actions. There are times I want to forget everything I know and begin all over again. There are times when I am lonely. I am always lonely. (I'd rather be alone). It doesnt matter much. There is no getting beyond the inevitable, for it is the inevitable. There is only accepting what is for the sake that it is and what is not for the sake that it is not. Inevitbalitity is too unforgiving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well today, was today. Quite beautiful if I might say so, very windy. I hate the cold. Spent my day dallying along, trying to not fight anything. Minutes melted into nothingness. Im getting tramppled on it. Let my arrogance, apathy, lethargy get the best of me as I always do. Not much else seems worth the effort. I'd be doing alright, if I didnt have all these burdens on my shoulders. I'm doing alright.</content>
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    <title>im late, im late</title>
    <published>2004-01-05T04:02:10Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-05T04:02:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"&lt;em&gt;Would you tell me please which way I ought to go from here?&lt;/em&gt;"&lt;br&gt;"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," &lt;strong&gt;said the Cat&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;"&lt;em&gt;I don't much care where&lt;/em&gt; - " said Alice&lt;br&gt;"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," &lt;strong&gt;said the Cat&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;"&lt;em&gt;-so long as long as I get somewhere&lt;/em&gt;," Alice added as an explanation&lt;br&gt;"Oh, you're sure to do that," &lt;strong&gt;said the Cat&lt;/strong&gt;, "if you walk long enough,"</content>
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    <title>but baby its cold outside</title>
    <published>2004-01-03T03:40:02Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-03T03:40:02Z</updated>
    <lj:music>beethoven</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So its 2004, my brain hurts...&lt;br /&gt;2003 took alot out of me, i hope 2004 wont be worse, but we'll have to wait and see, I have no expectations really.&lt;br /&gt;I really need stop intoxicating myself. I swear I kill of like a million brain cells a week.&lt;br /&gt;I killed like two on new years. That was some fun shit....but not really. I made a fool of myself in front of everyone, especially Chris and Dolphi. They are always there for me all three of them. I need to figure out how I can pay them back for everything.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway um...I met Clara and Erin that was cool they are two cool little hot chickas....&lt;br /&gt;I think I'm grounded for the next year...whatever I have done no work so I guess I can do that now.&lt;br /&gt;I think I ve chronic fatigue...yum&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO um...Happy New Year to all...I wish Good will upon you all!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need to be sober. No...soberness bad...no its the right thing to do. But soberness is so sobery...thats the point ...whats the point there is no point that doesnt make sense...thats cuz your not sober be sober i dont want to  its no fun i accept reality when im not sober you have to learn how to do so when you are sober but i dont like it when im sober ive to deal with reality we all have to deal with reality at some point well just give me a few more minutes ...just a few more minutes to rest in the comfort of intoxications i promise ill stop...a few more minutes? ...yea just a few...you promise...yes, I promise I really do...okay,just a few more minutes</content>
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    <title>'ool</title>
    <published>2003-10-30T01:24:52Z</published>
    <updated>2003-10-30T01:24:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I was missing from school today. &lt;br /&gt;You know youre in bx science when you stay home and do homework.&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah.....!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate school&lt;br /&gt;It aint cool&lt;br /&gt;It is like donkey stool&lt;br /&gt;Id rather play pool&lt;br /&gt;Or entertain myself with a tool&lt;br /&gt;School makes you into a fool&lt;br /&gt;Id even make a sweater with lamb wool&lt;br /&gt;I want to be a ghoul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yea okay Im done.</content>
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